avantgaye:

when u had a date with the aliens but they stood u up

xefyre:

xefyre:

Reoccurring nightmare where Mr. Clean brutally rips me in half.

He then gracefully cleans up the bloody mess with his Magic Eraser™.

zeldadad:

Quit throwing a fucking hissy fit at Niantic. 

Destroying the app’s rating is not going to get your tracking system back. 

Flooding them with erroneous refund requests is not going to get your tracking system back. 

Flooding them with complaints is not going to get your tracking system back. 

You know what’s going to get your tracking system back? Letting this vastly understaffed and overwhelmed team of people who brought you the literal most popular mobile game of all time, fulfilling childhood dreams in the process, get to fucking work fixing the tracking system but instead they’re fucking around with all of your immature bullshit responses that they now have to address because you can’t sit your ass down and be patient like a big kid.

kendallhaleart:

These friggin eggs take forever.